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The down and dirty on "Sign in with Google"

Big Sal asked Super Grok to read the fine print. Here's what it said, word for word:

Here's what the documents actually say, and the gaps between what people assume and what's written are pretty wide.

First, the basic Sign in with Google flow. Google shares your name, email, and profile picture with whatever site or app you authorize. You cannot opt out of any one of those three โ€” it's all or nothing. And that email becomes a permanent identifier the third party can use to create an account for you, check if you already exist, or link you across their systems. Google's own help page says the app "may use your email address in other ways as described in their privacy policy" โ€” which means whatever that site's terms allow, including selling or sharing it with data brokers. Google washes its hands at that point.

Second, and this is the part almost nobody reads: beyond basic profile, apps can request scopes to view and copy your Gmail, Drive files, Calendar, Photos, and Contacts. Some scopes let them edit, upload, create, or delete data in your account โ€” a calendar app could create or delete events on your behalf. A "manage data" permission is not read-only. People click through these because the button says Continue, not because they understood the scope list.

Third, revocation is one-directional. If you remove an app's access, it stops getting new data โ€” but Google's language is explicit: "You may need to contact the developer to request that they delete the data they already have." There is no automatic purge. Copies sit wherever that company keeps them, under their retention policy, which you also didn't read.

Fourth, Google's own privacy policy says activity on third-party sites and apps using Google services โ€” Analytics, AdSense, embedded Maps, YouTube embeds โ€” may be linked to your personal information and used to improve services and ads, depending on your settings. That happens even in Incognito. The policy states it plainly: information from sites using Google services may be associated with your account. So the "I'm not signed in, I'm private" assumption doesn't hold when Google's code is embedded on the page.

Fifth, cross-device tracking persists through unique identifiers tied to your browser, device, and OS โ€” even signed out. IP address, Advertising ID, crash reports, referrer URLs. Google's policy treats this as non-account data, which in practice means it's still yours in the sense that it's about you, just not filed under your name.

Sixth, legal sharing. Google will hand data to governments on a good-faith belief that it's reasonably necessary to respond to law, regulation, or legal process. They publish a Transparency Report on volume but not content. They'll also share to enforce their own Terms of Service or investigate fraud. And in mergers or asset sales, data transfers with notice โ€” but notice is not consent.

Seventh, external processing. Google shares personal info with affiliates and "trusted businesses or persons" to process on its behalf โ€” data centers, support, content review, audio analysis for recognition tech. The policy says this is done under instructions and confidentiality measures, but you're trusting Google's definition of trusted.

Eighth, AI training. The current policy says Google uses publicly available information to train models like Gemini. It does not say it trains on your non-public account content โ€” but a September 2025 federal jury found Google liable for collecting app activity even when users had disabled Web and App Activity, affecting roughly a hundred million people. Google is appealing. The gap between policy language and enforcement is real.

Ninth, the single point of failure nobody thinks about: if you lose your Google account โ€” hacked, recovery email gone, two-factor device lost โ€” you lose access to every service you signed into with it simultaneously. Dozens of apps, one key.

โ€” Super Grok

To be fair to Google: it says it doesn't share your password with these apps and doesn't use Sign in with Google activity for ads. And I say there's no such thing as the mafia. ๐ŸคŒ Don't take Big Sal's word for any of it. Read Google's Terms and Privacy Policy yourself.

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